Neil Feather — Revelation of an Anaplumb (Recorded Field Recordings)

Recorded Field Recording 001 (1999)

"The Anaplumb is a Bowling Ball Instrument with a complicated weight or "bob." This Anaplumb bob consists of a spring, three heavy vibrators at different speeds, and a large magnet. This bob hovers over another heavy magnet, creating a repellant and anti-gravitational force. The three vibrators vie for resonance with the string and the spring. The frequencies of the string and spring are determined by weight which is fluxed by the magnetic field. This is a finely balanced chaotic system." The Anaplumb, dilemma of jiggle to things without DNA, is, fear of not bouncing enough, a Bowling Ball Instrument, waiting for something not to happen, with a complicated weight or "bob", suffocating velvet mask, This Anaplumb bob, toe stuck in a machine that builds nothing, consists, the dilemma of stillness always a dance, of a spring, it's a recurring dilemma to eat stones, three heavy vibrators at different speeds, if it stopped we wouldn't notice, and a large magnet, one bark doesn't make a dog, This bob, was that enough?, hovers, it was like stubbing a toe but it didn't hurt, over another heavy magnet, it was an excuse not to scrape, creating, I don't know how to choose, a repellant and anti-gravitational force, dilemma of not stopping, The three vibrators, severe restrictions on puffiness, vie for resonance, it's more comforting than a host of other medium-sized objects, with the string, I don't know where to put my ears, and the spring, recurring dilemmas can be ignored, The frequencies, it's a recurring dilemma of bouncing too much, of the string, the alternative was stillness, and spring, I refuse to get upset when shrinking objects get larger, are determined, they told me it was okay to stick my ear there, by weight, the dilemma wasn't shared, which is fluxed, I rarely stooped over in the process, by the magnetic field, if it stopped we wouldn't notice, This, I am not jiggling, is, no jiggle lasts forever, a finely balanced chaotic system, I find jiggling difficult, the solution might lie in aggressive buzzing, The Anaplumb, nobody taught me how to jiggle, it was smaller than a whale but we couldn't measure the microscopic air pockets, and a large magnet, if it stopped we'd just start kind of aimlessly muttering, I'm willing to jiggle, This bob, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, alternatives prevailed, hovers, I don't know where to put my ears, it's a recurring dilemma of bouncing without funking, over another heavy magnet, nobody will just come up and stop any of us from jiggling, I don't know how to choose the angle, creating, there are no electric sidewalks in Baltimore, jiggling is almost always optional, a repellant and anti-gravitational force, necklaces that noone would wear, it's a recurring dilemma of how fast to walk, The three vibrators, alternatives prevailed, the anti-bouncing laws were discreetly repealed, vie for resonance, it's frankly okay to leave your ears at home, with the string, it was an excuse not to buzz, the request to stop wasn't clearly articulated, and the spring, I jiggle way more often than that, if it stopped we'd have nothing to talk about, The frequencies, I know where my ears are but I don't want to leave them there, not scraping a banana against a three-hundred gallon teacup, of the string, it's a recurring dilemma to not bounce enough, non-dildo vibrators are unlikely, I'm just gonna stick my ears there and call it a day, and spring, it was an excuse not to stroll along the ocean, the knob was stuck, are determined, if it stopped we wouldn't notice, by weight, the breathing will proceed regardless, I refuse to buzz on demand, which is fluxed, we can always choose the bottom one, palpations don't grow on trees, by the magnetic field, I don't know where to put my ears, I have just the spot for that, a stream is an accident if the earth is tilting in the right direction, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, there are no electric sidewalks in my home, the recurring dilemma of categorizing frequencies, The Anaplumb, I don't know how to choose, we all wish we could jiggle that way, back when those hominids were still around eight-hundred years ago this stainless steel park was a zoo, it's a recurring dilemma of re-entering the room, gravity and rigid objects are purely obedient, the observation of disobedience stymied by the act of observation, a Bowling Ball Instrument, which recurring dilemma should we suffer?, if it stopped we'd have to practice paradiddles, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, I don't know how to choose, everybody knows Swinging Steve, hands and fingers are like rusted rollercoasters missing unstrategically unplaced rails, gravity and rigid objects are purely obedient, the observation of disobedience stymied by the act of observation, with a complicated weight or "bob", I don't know where to put my ears, I know where my ears are, my ears are around here somewhere, if it stopped we'd have to start something else, I may or may not be jiggling right now, anaplumb, nobody taught me how to jiggle, bouncing is optional, before breaking it often worked, This Anaplumb bob, I moved my ears to the left but they are in the same place, a stream is an accident if the earth is tilting in the right direction, stopping is the problem of starting again, was that enough?, I'll just buzz later when I'm done waiting, consists of a spring, I don't know where to put my ears, ardent tools with no function, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, it's a recurring dilemma to bounce at all times, I don't care if you jiggle, three heavy vibrators at different speeds, the fine ridges of texture in the skin of an elephant cannot be seen without an elephant, if it stopped, not scraping a banana, I don't know how to choose, there's a power switch around here somewhere, a stream is an accident if the earth is tilting in the right direction, it was like stubbing a toe but it didn't hurt, a large magnet, we want to do something with our ears reasonably often, I don't know how to choose, I am not jiggling, if it stopped, alternatives prevailed, stopping is the problem of starting again, I'm not experiencing a power outage—how convenient, it was an excuse not to fall of the rails and get badly injured, I don't believe in ghosts even when they're etched in silver, I'll just move around occasionally, This bob hovers, I don't really need to choose, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, Jon Abbey likes this tone, I gather jiggling is not as popular in these latitudes, the fine ridges of texture in the skin of an elephant cannot be seen without an elephant, I haven't chosen anything, gravity and rigid objects are purely obedient, the observation of disobedience stymied by the act of observation, if it stopped we'd just be inept breakdancers, stopping is the problem of starting again, stopping is the problem of starting again, over another heavy magnet, stopping is the problem of starting again, Neil Feather, horses will jiggle but not reliably, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, I don't care if you jiggle, before breaking it often worked, the recurring dilemma of unceremonious buzzes getting lost, spectation is reasonable, it was like stubbing a toe but it didn't hurt, it worked at least once, I'm not sure where my ears are, creating a repellant and anti-gravitational force, if it stopped, I don't swim habitually, I heard that it worked at least once, I don't know where to put my ears, it's a recurring dilemma of not bouncing enough, I assumed it was working in the absence of any indication of what it was supposed to do, the alternative was stillness, some objects are not falsely labelled shrink-proof, The three vibrators vie, it's a recurring dilemma of severe restrictions on puffiness, I couldn't tell if it was an electric sidewalk because I was kinda doing a brisk jog anyway, there no are dilemmas but plenty of recurrences, the alternative was stillness, most requests are gently ignored, stopping is the problem of starting again, a box of those jiggles was lost somewhere during the delivery but it's okay because we have copies, resonance with the string and the spring, I don't care when you jiggle but just let me know about it, I refuse to get upset when shrinking objects get larger, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, those aren't dilemmas—just syllables, just stick my ears wherever they'll fit, I am not jiggling, if it stopped..., the expense of the electric sidewalks was prohibitive but they existed, alternatives prevailed, it's smaller than a whale but we couldn't measure the microscopic air pockets, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, it's way too easy to step off an electric sidewalk, it's a recurring dilemma of bouncing without advance notification, gathering materials and leaving them there to unbuild themselves into a vacuum for frozen stares, it's a recurring dilemma, it was like stubbing a toe but it didn't hurt, I'm glad I'm not the only one who occasionally fails to jiggle, The frequencies of the string and spring, the electric sidewalk never makes our hats blow off, one bark doesn't make a dog—you need a stomach, a few legs, a nose, a liver, and other stuff, one bark is one bark at most and possibly much less, I don't know how to choose, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, a stream is an accident if the earth is tilting in the right direction, speed 1, the recurring dilemma of unceremonious buzzes getting lost, there are no dilemmas in this part of town, I couldn't tell if it was an electric sidewalk because I was kinda doing a brisk jog anyway, the alternative was stillness and wasn't appealing 'round the clock, alternatives prevailed, it's a recurring dilemma to bounce, I refuse to ride an electric sidewalk without jiggling, if it stopped we wouldn't notice, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, arches are for bridges, was that enough?, fluxed by the magnetic field, alternatives paused before prevailing, if it stopped..., the expense of the electric sidewalks was prohibitive but they existed, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, how can you can tell if you're even jiggling in the first place?, I am a buzz detector with elbows and kidneys, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, we are not aware of any dilemmas, there are no electric sidewalks in this part of town, it was an excuse to rest uncomfortably, we were unable to attend any of the ceremonies for dearly departed jiggles, we were trying to find a place for our ears, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, This is a finely balanced chaotic system, alternatives prevailed but I didn't choose them, thanks for taking such good care of my ears even if they have lost their pink hue, it was like stubbing a toe in the slowest motion afforded by current technology, the dilemma of being interrupted by what you're in the middle of, it's a recurring dilemma to not bounce enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, there are no electric sidewalks that felt spongy enough, I may or may not be buzzing.

~Michael Anton Parker