

(Being an attempt at suasion in the form of a series of otherwise unrelated conditional statements.)
You'll love this album
If you know a private, pathless place deep in the woods, then this is the CD you'll leave behind when you go there to your secret.
If you are the village idiot, and the lovely, chestnut-haired lass who you dare not court is leaving soon, or at least with the coming of the first snow, for a long visit to a far-off place, then you can sheepishly toe the dirt and make of this CD a fine going-away gift.
If you prefer coffee to tea, and pie to cake, then you will want your short-order cook to have this playing over his hot plates.
If you are crying because you think you're all alone, and you can't make the tears stop even though you know you're wrong, you're mistaken, you're mistook, that you are never abandoned, then you've heard someone down the hall singing along with you and Texas Galdden... and Bozie Sturdivant... and Jess Morris... and Woody Guthrie.
If the only empire in which you believe exists in the hereafter, then you'll find its anthem here.
~ Joe Milazzo
Posted by joe on October 25, 2004 6:00 AM.................................................. © 2003 - 2006 bagatellen ..................................................