Tribulation #27: The Scourge of the Internet Seas

Believe it or not, even I’m getting weary of these meta-posts (& I usually love ‘em), but here’s a little update on our situation. Conversion to our new publishing software necessitated the dismantling of the previously operational “Forkette” force field. Namor is hard at work in search of a substitute & will hopefully have one in place at some point this weekend. My meager technical skills can still be contained in a poetry broadside thanks to plenty of hooky playing, but I’m hitting the books with renewed vigor. In the meantime, we’ve conscripted Marcel Latrobe (pic above) to assist in periodic clean-up measures. M. Latrobe was a Cousteau Cadet in his teens and most recently served as Adjunct Technical Advisor on Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, strong credentials to be sure. He’s been making daily dives to surgically scrape the droves of Spam barnacles from the Bags bulwark. Apologies if his sometimes-overzealous elbow grease has resulted in the inadvertent excision of one or two legitimate posts.